{"id":233,"date":"2016-01-16T02:05:20","date_gmt":"2016-01-16T07:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/?p=233"},"modified":"2016-01-16T02:05:20","modified_gmt":"2016-01-16T07:05:20","slug":"dear-drunken-sailor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durkota.net\/?p=233","title":{"rendered":"Dear Drunken Sailor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Source: <em><a href=\"http:\/\/pagosadailypost.com\/2016\/01\/13\/humor-dear-drunken-sailor\/\">HUMOR: Dear Drunken Sailor \u2013 Pagosa Daily Post News Events &amp; Video for Pagosa Springs Colorado<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>A <em>Dear Drunken Sailor<\/em> column. I w<a href=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skull.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-153\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-153 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skull-300x208.jpg\" alt=\"skull\" width=\"300\" height=\"208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skull-300x208.jpg 300w, https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skull-676x468.jpg 676w, https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skull.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>ish I had thought of this. Well played, Pagosa Daily Post. Well played.<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=durk13\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Source: HUMOR: Dear Drunken Sailor \u2013 Pagosa Daily Post News Events &amp; Video for Pagosa Springs Colorado A Dear Drunken Sailor column. I wish I had thought of this. Well played, Pagosa Daily Post. 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