{"id":295,"date":"2016-03-11T16:17:34","date_gmt":"2016-03-11T21:17:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/?p=295"},"modified":"2016-03-11T17:32:26","modified_gmt":"2016-03-11T22:32:26","slug":"what-does-this-sentence-mean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durkota.net\/?p=295","title":{"rendered":"What does this sentence mean?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>On Wednesday night, two gunmen killed six people at a backyard barbecue.\u00a0 Several local and national news outlets have reported on the incident. Since the tragedy happened near Pittsburgh, not far from where I live, I have been keeping tabs on the investigation. Today I was reading an article on CNN.com<\/a>. Drugs were likely involved, one of the injured was the intended target, no suspects have been identified, etc. However, once sentence has haunted me all afternoon…<\/p>\n

“Another neighbor said he saw a bloody dog run out of the backyard with a bullet falling off its tail. “<\/em><\/p>\n

What could that sentence possibly mean? Is the neighbor suggesting that a bullet landed on the dog’s tail and that the bullet fell off as the poor mutt fled for his life? The physical improbability of that is staggering. Was the blood from the dog or one of the victims? Could it be a typo? What other possible sentence could include a singular bullet and a dog’s tail? Was the dog struck in the tail by a stray bullet? Did his tail then fall off resulting in the blood? Where is the dog now? Is any of this information even pertinent?<\/p>\n

Dear CNN: I need more information.<\/p>\n

In case they edit the article, I grabbed a screen shot as evidence. After viewing it again, I have even more questions. Did the neighbor hear bullets or gunshots? There is an important difference. Does the ellipsis indicate an expletive or did she momentarily forget what to call the concrete structure adjacent to the door? Is the random inclusion of the red bible and the white teddy bear meant to symbolize the terror?<\/p>\n

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On Wednesday night, two gunmen killed six people at a backyard barbecue.\u00a0 Several local and national news outlets have reported on the incident. Since the tragedy happened near Pittsburgh, not far from where I live, I have been keeping tabs on the investigation. Today I was reading an article on CNN.com. Drugs were likely involved, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings","category-writery-things"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t