{"id":52,"date":"2015-11-23T18:33:29","date_gmt":"2015-11-23T23:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/?p=52"},"modified":"2015-12-12T02:05:08","modified_gmt":"2015-12-12T07:05:08","slug":"drunk-russian-sailor-crashes-7000-ton-ship-cnn-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durkota.net\/?p=52","title":{"rendered":"Drunk Russian sailor crashes 7,000-ton ship"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2015\/11\/23\/europe\/drunk-russian-sailor-crash-cargo-ship\/index.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/151123130218-lysblink-seaways-grounded-scotland-exlarge-169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"376\" height=\"211\" \/><\/a>What shall we do with a drunken sailor? Don&#8217;t give him control of a huge cargo ship, for starters.<\/p>\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2015\/11\/23\/europe\/drunk-russian-sailor-crash-cargo-ship\/index.html\">Drunk Russian sailor crashes 7,000-ton ship &#8211; CNN.com<\/a><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Why does everyone have to pick on drunken sailors all the time? Where&#8217;s the Drunken Sailor Anti-Defamation League when you need them? A completely politically-correct title could have been &#8220;Russian ship not engineered to adequately sustain poor human performance.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=durk13\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What shall we do with a drunken sailor? Don&#8217;t give him control of a huge cargo ship, for starters. Source: Drunk Russian sailor crashes 7,000-ton ship &#8211; CNN.com Why does everyone have to pick on drunken sailors all the time? Where&#8217;s the Drunken Sailor Anti-Defamation League when you need them? A completely politically-correct title could [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drunken-sailors","category-musings"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/durkota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/durkota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/durkota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durkota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durkota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/durkota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59,"href":"https:\/\/durkota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions\/59"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/durkota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durkota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durkota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}