{"id":667,"date":"2017-11-08T12:31:37","date_gmt":"2017-11-08T17:31:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/?p=667"},"modified":"2017-11-08T12:31:37","modified_gmt":"2017-11-08T17:31:37","slug":"top-5-signs-you-are-in-vegas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durkota.net\/?p=667","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 Signs You are in Vegas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some random musings from my Vegas trip:<a href=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171106_171956841.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-668 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171106_171956841-300x289.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"159\" height=\"153\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171106_171956841-300x289.jpg 300w, https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171106_171956841.jpg 593w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 159px) 100vw, 159px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Bret Michaels puts on a pretty good show.<\/li>\n<li>Being a housekeeper in a Vegas hotel must be the worst job ever.<\/li>\n<li>Best line from a cab driver: \u201cTequila helps a lot.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>There is a Taco Bell on the strip that serves alcohol and blasts club music.<\/li>\n<li>Never noticed all the snarky signs before. Here are a few of my favorites:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ol>\n<li>Culinary Dropout (Hard Rock Casino)<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171103_183916696.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-673\" src=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171103_183916696-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171103_183916696-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171103_183916696-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171103_183916696-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171103_183916696-676x507.jpg 676w, https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171103_183916696.jpg 1087w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hussong&#8217;s Cantina (I can&#8217;t remember where I was, maybe Planet Hollywood)<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171106_160244647.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-672\" src=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171106_160244647-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171106_160244647-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171106_160244647.jpg 611w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Freemont Street<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171106_133837264.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-671\" src=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171106_133837264-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171106_133837264-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171106_133837264.jpg 611w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Todd English Pub (Aria)<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171105_125747842.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-670\" src=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171105_125747842-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171105_125747842-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171105_125747842.jpg 611w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Goose Island Brewpub (Hard Rock Casino)<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171104_112343_043.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-669\" src=\"https:\/\/www.durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171104_112343_043-300x239.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171104_112343_043-300x239.jpg 300w, https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171104_112343_043-768x611.jpg 768w, https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171104_112343_043-676x537.jpg 676w, https:\/\/durkota.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/IMG_20171104_112343_043.jpg 815w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=durk13\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some random musings from my Vegas trip: Bret Michaels puts on a pretty good show. 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