- I think billiards should be an Olympic sport.
- The weather forecast for today was 0% chance of rain. I had just finished washing
my car when the torrential downpour occurred. Apparently it was a miracle.
- I seriously want a pet raven. Of course I would have to name her Lenore.
- If the EEOC declares that the Gadsden flag represents racial harassment, will Metallica have to change the cover of the “black album?”
- Zakk Wylde is still ignoring my messages requesting a left-handed version of his new guitars.
- I would be less disappointed about Melancon being traded if the Pirates didn’t immediately spiral into a tragic slump.
- Still behind on my reading. My review of New Hope by Steve Hobbs should be up within a week.
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